BEHOLD! I drew something that will make you want to stab your own eyes out in revulsion but also go d'aawwww at the same time ehehe.
Wanna know what they're saying?
Pee: Poo, h-how could you cheat on me with that ugly globby ick?! T^T
Poo: No, you don’t understand, Pee! I love BOTH of you!!> < orz
Diarrhea: Poo is a thick guy. He wants a thick gal, not some yellow raindrop! *Finger snap*
Tear: Eww, stop sticking your tongue IN me, Saliva! That’s gross! > <
Saliva: *licks* But you taste so salty. >_>
Vomit: *is shy and anxious so keeps her huge crush on Earwax a secret* >\<
Booger: I don’t love you anymore, Mucous.
Mucous: Booger, please! Please don’t leave me!! ;_;
Menstrual Blood: I love you so much, Semen. ^o^
Semen: I love you too, MB. ^^
Pus: *can’t contain her crush on Semen* <3_<3
Earwax: Why doesn’t anybody love me? Is it because I smell? It’s not my fault! WEEEH! TT_TT
SaccharineStrychnine: Yes, I am a disgusting weirdo bahahaha

ummm does sweat count???